Just Strange

I was making out with and feeling-up a friend. If that wasn't strange enough, when I was done, I began to walk towards the stairwell to exit the apartment only to run into an endless procession of people walking down the same stairs. It was as though the entire building was being evacuated. I saw some kid I tempted with for one day in the crowd and he uttered something to me and I replied in kind- forgot what was said. Last thing I remember I was outside of the building and saw a dairy cow milling around, about 25 feet from where I stood. It charged and I sought safety atop some sort of sculpture.